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Junior does his first (and last) tour of Iraq












The bar was dark, lit only by a few well hidden lights near the
ceiling. A dense crowd of night time revelers rubbed elbows
along the long bar. The air was filled with smoke, the kind of
thick, smog-like smoke that hangs heavily in the air like
clouds in a mountain pass on a stormy night. The deafening
tones of heavy metal rock blaring from overhead speakers
pierced my ears with a relentless, painful rhythm, alerting my
survival instincts to turn and head for the door, and perhaps
seek a more serene place to unwind from the stresses of the
demanding work week just past. But then, through the dense,
swirling mass of humanity, a single face captured my attention,
and a divine bliss engulfed my soul, resurrecting my spirits,
and turning my restive, troubled mood into joyous contentment,
for at that moment I realised that my long journey to find true
love had come to an end.





How to stop your employees smoking





I didn't realise, but Monopoly started out with streets from Atlantic City,
hundreds of different cities have now appeared on different editions of the game, Liverpool is the latest....




Doris discovers she has been clobbered with a £60 fine and three points on her licence......








Liverpool Airport






Geek Keyboard










The company is called Megaflicks




An archeological team, digging in Washington, D.C., has uncovered 10,000-year-old
bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician











Teenagers






Truth stranger than fiction?


Kilts, finally he truth can be revealed!





Vagabonds

As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person. Where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out and touch !!"

So, I did..........

I get out of the hospital in about 3 months.


Disabled people get VERY frustrated at non-badge holders using disabled spaces throughout the world, I make no apology for the language, as this just about sums up how many of us feel....



















Computer Upgrade We All Need Sometimes





Explains a lot about American Edukasion





Understanding Microso$t Word




Hitler's long lost sister denies Nazi leanings....


How Persian Cats Are Made.











Man Of The Year?


And you thought you were having a bad day.......


Dear cat, please enjoy the new cat carrier I just sent.

The Dog.














Opps, cat out of bag....:O)


I'll drink to that...

As to whether I want to eat it.....